Funny Whatsapp Status And SMS Collection

Best Funny Whatsapp Status And Sms
Hii friends Today I am going to share with you a Funny Status Updates and Whatsapp Funny Status in Hindi and English Language.There are million of people who can use whatsapp Messenger and they also change status day by day so that why I am Publishing a Best Funnest Status in our sites.You can check the collection of Funny Whatsapp Status below.I hope you will like the funny statuses for whatsapp.
Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%  boys are having brain. nbsp;

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is unique don’t copy it plz! 

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

 I'm not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...

When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition 

बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है। 

Status: I on Not on whatsapp..

ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है.. 

Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.

जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो Mera खराब रहता है… 

Drunk people run on Red Light..., Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

काश सूरज Ki भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती 

People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...

A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well...!

No I didn't trip ...The floor looked like ...it needed a hug!.

Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that girl... , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!

!Brain is Work More ..When You can use.....

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!